These are 'character descriptions' to be used wisely with social media posting if you don't like someone but wish to say it gently...a page of Scribbles3 is in the works and will not be so gentle. This page is far from finished, and I look forward to your contributions!

The squirrel that takes all the bird seed

The passing dog that daily 'chooses' your doorstep

The coffee shop guy that won't serve you a "black tea 2 sugars please" as its name is not on the menu

The atom that says to other atoms "I'm staying negative"

That hair in your ear itching like crazy but won't be reached

That really expensive wine or loo roll that turns out to be absolutely rubbish

The cracked expensive China teacup you have just inadvertenly served to your guest hoping its unnoticed

The housemate that hides your daily medication as joke

The one who fills the kettle to the brim for one cup of coffee

The one who never returns the tray in a self service canteen

The one who will leave his mates behind if there is only one seat on the bus

The one who can afford to park in a disabled parking spot, and does so

The one who leaves loo rolls scattered on the floor in public toilets, and perhaps at home too

The one who shows his wallet full of notes to the homeless begging and then walks off saying "no pennies"

The retreating army that destroys the lands and livelihoods for anyone who would live there in the future